While looking around online this morning, I spotted a story about a naked man being arrested for concealing a weapon up us bum! Naturally a lead to that story demands a little more attention.
However, that wasn't my biggest surprise when I headed over to Canada's canoe news site. After a detailed story about an ex-jail bird, and how he was caught in a public park pleasing himself by a couple of police officers and then revealling a 15cm tool which was nicely tucked up his rear end, I spotted the family pitched Disney advert on the right:
